Rating: NC-17.
Pairing: Nemanja Vidic/Dimitar Berbatov.
Disclaimer: Nope, not real. I'm just sad and imagining things now that Berba has left United. The video I talk about is completely real, though. I loved it. Some opinions (such as the SAF thing) are real, though.
Summary: After a season not seeing each other, two lovers have to say goodbye.

( Do you know vat's better than nineteen? )

Disclaimer and stuff on the entry before this one.

Yet, remember this is M!!!
( Now on to good stuff... )

Rating: M because this is VERY DIRTY.
Pairings: Revealed here!
Disclaimer: Of course, not true, as I said in the first part. And dedicated to rdjfan4614... she closed her LJ... but if she ever comes back and visit me, here it is, for her. And it would be two parts, but this keeps telling me post too large... hate it.

( Vida's turn... )

Rating: M. This is very very dirty.
Pairings: Multiple.
Disclaimer: Definitely a fantasy of mine and rdjfan4614. And by the way, it's her Xmas gift. Promise it will be complete soon!
Summary: The Manchester United lads play a very drunken Spin the Bottle game.

( Let's see if I finally managed to edit text. )

The explanation of how false this is here.

1. Maarten Stekelenburg/Petr Cech.

The world of football hungered for new names. Petr Cech was already ringing in the ears of everyone who wanted to know about new and great goalkeepers. Maarten Stekelenburg was still a bit shadowed by Edwin van der Sar.
Though, at the casting for that ad about goalkeeping, ( Read more... )

Blah blah blah and formalities here.

1. Gianluigi Buffon/Alex del Piero.

It was always nice to hear the crowd calling out their names, as if they had never aged.
Sure enough, there were many sports writers who said they weren't what they used to be. That Alex had already aged and was not the great forward. That Gigi had not been the same after ( Read more... )

Rating: I'm trying to make them all smutty, so.... R in general?
Disclaimer: It came out of a FALSE game aka_centimetre2 and I started.

1. Rio/Vida.

They said there was nothing new to know about each other after those years in the pitch.
They knew each other perfectly. Their reactions in front of a ball. Which way to run. How to tackle rivals.
Everything.
Except...
They ( Read more... )

A story with pics!! Yaaaay!

Pairing: Goes like this: Wayne/Cris, Wayne/Berba, ChichaRoo, and Vida/Berba.
Rating: Nothing bad. Perhaps PG-13 for... suggestive images. 
Disclaimer: I invented the stories and stole the images.
Summary: Love and loss in United.
Special thanks: rdjfan4614who hangs out with me and thinks dirty things with ChichaRoo. Hope you like this!


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Rating: R.
Pairing: Dimitar Berbatov + Edwin van der Sar. Platonic love, that's why. Other couples implied.
Disclaimer: Bear with me, for this week I shall never get enough of Ed. Yet, the news that Berbatov was not even on the bench at the CL final and that the decision has influenced him to leave United cannot leave my mind. I think he is being ( Read more... )

Rating: NC-17.
Pairing: Edwin van der Sar/Fernando Torres. Oh yeah. Several others mentioned just for fun.
Disclaimer: Never, ever, ever, ever happened. As I have said, JUST FOR FUN.
Summary: Ed decides to try... something new.
Special thanks: aka_centimetre2 , as always! Hope you enjoy it though you don't like Nando!

According to Ed, it all started when he found Rio ( Read more... )